Top 10 Straightest Things About Football

1. Face mask head bumping

2. Ass slapping

3. Tom Brady licking his “throwing” hand

4. Spandex

5. Taking one for the team

6. Men only locker rooms

7. Man coverage

8. Ball holders

9. Tight ends

10. Gay-torade

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