The Different Paul McCartneys I Would Shtup

No. 1: Paul McCartney, circa 1958

Paul McCartney, circa 1958Well, he was just 17, and you know what I mean, and the way he looked was way beyond compare. So I could I not do that D.A. 'do Paul McCartney?

No. 2: Paul McCartney, circa 1965

Paul McCartney, circa 1965I'm a woman who understands. I'm a woman who loves her man. Why wouldn't I bang that modern Paul McCartney?

No. 3: Paul McCartney, circa 1970

Paul McCartney, circa 1970Maybe I'm amazed that more people don't want to tap that bearded Paul McCartney.

No. 4: Paul McCartney, circa 1983

Paul McCartney, circa 1983Say, say, say what you want, but Paul McCartney was the original DILF. I would absolutely hit that Paul McCartney.

No. 5: Paul McCartney, circa 1997

Paul McCartney, circa 1997When you’re wide awake, say it for goodness sake, I would boff that Sir Paul McCartney.

No. 6: Paul McCartney, circa 2007

Paul McCartney, circa 2007"I've got too much on my plate. Don't have no time to be a decent lover," he sings. Don't worry--I have time to get jiggy with that Paul McCartney.

No. 7: Paul McCartney, circa right now

Paul McCartney, circa 2016So long as he divorces What's-Her-Name and puts me in the will, I would totally fuck that Paul McCartney.

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